Gliding this weekend...forget it.

More of Maurice's trials...you will be aware that Maurice is Australia's unoffical Offical at the Fijian Gliding club, here is some of the questions he has been required to answer by budding tourists to Australia... Q from the USA - Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? Maurice - A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. Another Question from our Geographically challanged friends who like the Bush family - Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? A considerate Maurice replies - Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.